Eagle
Eye Lacks Vision
By
Adam Pope
October 2, 2008 Issue
It seems the
world just can’t get enough of Shia LaBeouf. With the possible
exception of Robert Downey Jr., no one has had a bigger year as
an actor in 2008 than LaBeouf. Eagle Eye, teams the youngster
with Michelle Monaghan, whom audiences will remember as the kidnapped
wife of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible III. Luckily, there is
no love story present in Eagle Eye since neither actor has ever
shown any skill at pulling off a convincing love scene (see Transformers).
Director D.J. Caruso instead chose to focus on impossible, ludicrous
stunt work to propel the film.
Jerry Shaw
(LeBeouf)—the epitome of a troubled slacker type—gets
a mysterious phone call from a female voice telling him to do
exactly as he is instructed or he will go to prison. After a monetary
explosion in Shaw’s bank account and the appearance of every
terrorist tool on the market in his apartment, the FBI soon comes
after our hero in the form of Special Agent Tom Morgan (Billy
Bob Thornton).
Soon, Jerry
meets up with Rachel (Monaghan) a divorcee with a young child
who is being similarly blackmailed by the all-powerful Voice.
The film soon devolves into a 45-minute chase sequence crammed
to the brim with both the action of one of the Bourne films and
the over-the-top explosions and mindless chaos of any action film
from the mid-90s. The Voice is completely in control of every
facet of technology—traffic lights, barges, trash-compactors,
cranes, cameras and, most important, cell phones can all be used
to perfectly manipulate any situation to cause Jerry and Rachel
to arrive precisely where they need to at all times, ultimately
steering them towards the Pentagon.
And that really
is all there is to Eagle Eye. If you somehow find a way to detach
your mind from the utter lunacy that you are seeing, you might
find some way to enjoy the film. It is yet another in a long line
of killer technology movies that fails to inspire any real suspense.
Once the audience realizes that Jerry and Rachel are not going
to be hurt by any of the random events erupting all around them,
all tension goes right out of the window.
Caruso does
his best to build emotion by showing numerous close ups of LeBeouf
crying or Monaghan vehemently claiming she will do whatever it
takes to save her child, but the end result is the same stale
over-budget action film that we see every year towards the end
of the summer. If there really is some force out there watching
all media and monitoring our cell phones, you can rest assured
that they wouldn’t be wasting their time on Eagle Eye. It
is a film that sees all angles, attempts to reach all emotions,
and is completely all failing.
The
Beachcomber Remembers Paul Newman
Our Roving Rogue, Bill Campbell, cited 1973’s Best Picture
Oscar-winner The Sting as a personal favorite. “Who can
ever forget the tweak of the nose followed by what happened next?”
says Campbell. “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid would
have to be next, but then there’s The Hustler… What
an amazing man, and what a man of charity.” Pepper James
has a soft spot for Martin Scorsese’s Hustler sequel, The
Color of Money, for which Newman won his long-overdue Best Actor
trophy.
It’s
hard to pick a favorite from an actor whose great films were many
(Cool Hand Luke, Mr. and Mrs. Bridge, Fort Apache the Bronx, et.al.)
and whose presence elevated a number of mediocre films (Road to
Perdition, The Hudsucker Proxy, Message in a Bottle) to watchable.
As a teenager, I was particularly moved by Newman’s portrayal
of an alcoholic lawyer in Sidney Lumet’s 1982 classic The
Verdict, though his low-key turn in 1994’s Nobody’s
Fool may well have been his personal best.
- C.M.
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